Voluptuous Princess

Archive for July, 2008

30
Jul

Voluptuous Vacation

Posted in Amateur Princess, Beach, Jamie, Misc  by JamieVP

Ladies and gentlemen, listen up!

Ron is dragging me out of my comfy bed to go on “vacation” starting tomorrow, so I won’t be able to post much if at all until we get back next week.

Yeah, I’m pretty upset about it too. I know, it’ll be OK. :)

To be honest, what was going to be a decent vacation is now turning into my nightmare scenario. I just found out yesterday that Ron’s Aunt has NO INTERNET!!! We’re going out to visit his family and stay with his Aunt who lives way out in BFE, Colorado. She’s got a nice spread with horses and trails and great scenery, but come on, no internet? Who are these people?

What’s worse is that we’ll be sleeping with 20 of his closest relatives strewn about her house for 5 days, which means NO SEX! I gotta tell you that I get really grouchy after a couple days without getting any. I’m going to be a straight up bitch by the time we get out of there. Ron says that we may be able to sneak one in, but I disagree. He may be able to sneak one in, but what about me?

Honestly this is always the worst part about traveling for me, I’m never quite comfortable having sex in other people’s houses because…I’m a screamer.

Yep, you read that right. So no O’s for me…for a whole week. Ugh.

Well, that doesn’t mean you guys can’t have fun while we’re away. I’m going to do my best to post out on the road, but I make no promises since I don’t know how private the closest wireless is going to be. I might get thrown out of Starbucks trying to post on this site! But that would be a good story wouldn’t it? I’ll leave you with a slew of great videos to tide you over and some links to back posts that you may not have ever seen. As soon as I get back and get properly fucked I’ll be back in the saddle posting up all sorts of Voluptuous goodness.

See you soon!

-Jamie


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And one more fore me…because I love Anna!

And some older posts you may have missed…some of my favorite ladies.

Beautiful Brianna Bragg

You Gotta Have Faith

Boob Fairy Motivator

Good Catholic Girls

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28
Jul

Danielle Riley from PinupFiles.com

Posted in Jamie, Redheads  by JamieVP

OK. I think you’ve proved your point people. I’m closing the poll.

Yes. The redheads won, you can gloat now. I’m not surprised about the irrational lust for redheads, I’m just surprised that given the choice of “I don’t care as long as they’re hot”, that it wasn’t the winner.

I have to admit here in all honesty, I tried the redhead thing twice. The first time I went fiery red and it just didn’t look real. I was clearly a brunette masquerading as a redhead, and I couldn’t quite get the attitude and crazy eyes down. The second time I tried to blend it in as highlights and it was a good auburn blend, but it was too expensive to keep up for long. Alas us poor brunettes have it tough. :)

I’m going to ask the obvious and then get on with the boobies. Why? Is it their fiery temper? Is it the sexy minx that you can see in their eyes no matter how hard they try to appear innocent? Come on, give what is it?

Here she is the ultimate redhead, Danielle Riley from PinupFiles.com

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I have to admit that PinupFiles.com aka PinupGlam.com does a fantastic job choosing wardrobe. I love every bra I see in their photoshoots. Is it just me or is that a weird tattoo for her to have?

And here is Ron’s favorite redhead…
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My favorite redhead…
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And since this is the internet, everyone’s favorite busty amateur smoking hot redhead…
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Obligatory…
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That one always makes me giggle. Good start to the week.

Keep Smiling Guys!

-Jamie

EDIT: Fascinating comments guys. I found a great article on wikipedia that explains it a little in my mind at least, here. What I took from that is that there are 2 components to men’s attraction to the pale skinned, green eyed, flame tressed vixens. First, there seems to be an evolutionary component for northern european males, and second, there is definately a sub-conscious cultural association of redheads with the supernatural “goddess” figures. Interesting…

And how do you tell who’s a real redhead? I guess based on this pic the proof is in the patch. :)
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25
Jul

Kymera Jones is an Official Voluptuous Princess

Posted in Amateur Princess, Jamie  by JamieVP

Good morning everybody!

Are you all jazzed up for the first ever Voluptuous Princess interview with a real live big boob starlet!? Well, I am.

I posted a video a couple weeks back of Kymera Jones and she spotted it and wrote in to yours truly. We had a lovely conversation by email and she was gracious enough to give me, Jamie VP, my first ever interview. Well what are we waiting for?

To refresh your memories of her mammaries…

Jamie: Hi Kymera! I love your blog. You appear to be a very rare woman who is both extremely gifted in the boobs department and very outgoing and willing to show off the girls. Can you tell us a little bit about yourself?

Kymera: I’m just your average woman-next-door. My “career” as a web girl started when I made a casual remark to my ex, wondering if I could make any money having a pay site. He bought me a little web camera and said “go for it.” I live in the southern US, and truthfully, you probably couldn’t pick me out of a crowd.

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Jamie: You breasts are exquisite, you must go through bras like nobody’s business. What size bra do you wear?

Kymera: My bra size is 38HH.

Jamie: Wow! That’s impressive.

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Jamie: I know that you have both a blog and a paysite. Would you like to go pro as a big boob model, or is this strictly a hobby for you?

Kymera: At this point, I can’t imagine working with a photographer. I’m not sure if that’s because I’m too shy or because I’m too much of a control freak. Probably a little of both.

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Jamie: Most men never quite understand the flip side of having great boobs. What’s the most surprising reaction you’ve ever gotten regarding your breasts?

Kymera: Just before I started posting pictures, an older gentleman approached me one afternoon at a bar. Eyes glued to my chest, he licked his lips and began mumbling about how much I reminded him of his mother. Now I realize that big breasts incite all sorts of mommy fantasies, but I’ve never actually heard someone refer to their own mother in such a lustful tone of voice. It was a little creepy.

Jamie: A little creepy? That’s crazy creepy. Yikes!
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Jamie: My readers seem to love hearing about my relatively tame sex life. Maybe you can spice up their morning strokes. Can you tell us in a nutshell about the best sex/sexual encounter you’ve ever had?

Kymera: This one is difficult to answer. Again, the shyness, plus the fact that I’m not as sexually experienced as most people might assume. Damn! Confessing things like that hurts my “sexy web girl” image, doesn’t it? I probably should just make up a wild story about three truckers and a Coke bottle.

Jamie: No need Mymera, we love you anyway. This is just one of the rare sexual areas where men and women are so vastly different. My best sex ever was in a hotel bathroom with my husband several years after we were married. No lie, it was just the perfect combination of horny, tired, tipsy, and fertile, and to this day I can still feel my knees shake. For some reason, men feel like they don’t have a good story unless it involves 2 blonds a redhead and a midget. Weird.

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You can catch more of Kymera at kymerajones.blogspot.com and www.toptenamateur.com/kymera click on the links! You know you want to!

A huge thank your to Kymera for being the first ever interviewee. Kymera is now an Official Voluptuous Princess. Welcome to the club sweetie, we have t-shirts now. :)

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-Jamie

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23
Jul

Maria Moore from XX-Cel.com

Posted in Jamie, Professional Princess  by JamieVP

Ugh…the internet is being REAALLLLYYY slow here today, so I going to try and make do today. We had a bunch of storms roll though here in the past couple of days and the ground is just as wet as teenage girl on prom night. I think it affects the cable, Ron thinks I’m nuts.

Well on with the show. I’ve realized that we’ve been neglecting poor Uncle Cel, so I’m posting one of my favorites from his wonderful site XX-Cel.com

Here’s the voluptuous Maria Moore…

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