Voluptuous Video Beach Weekend

I really wanted to post yesterday, but I was having such a crappy day that I thought I’d better wait.

You know when you try and do something nice for someone and you’re trying to be helpful but it blows up in your face? Yeah, that was pretty much my day yesterday. I was spiraling between pissed and sad and couldn’t break out of it until I had a good nights sleep.

So I’m only going to say one thing and then I’ll move on. Screw you, you skinny little whiny punk ass wanna-be slutbag bitch.

Whew. Now I feel better. And these beach videos will hit the spot. On with the show…

I want to be there with you ladies! Look at how happy they are, I think that’s the answer to life’s mysteries: surf, sun, and big boobs. Calgon take me away…

I’ll try to put a smile on if you guys will, and we’ll get through this bitchy phase together.

-Jamie

PS. Oh and by the way your boyfriend’s a loser and every time we’re around him he stares at my chest. Sucks to be you.