OK, now I can tell you why I was so upset the week before last. We had come back from vacation and ,yes our numbers were down, but that didn’t bother me much. I know it’s just a big cycle where anything goes. I got upset because checking over everything for the last month we came up with a big fat $0. That’s right we made absolutely no progress towards getting me to the beach in Jamaica. Apparently, there aren’t many people out there willing to facilitate in the total corruption of a busty Midwest housewife in a foreign land.

But the real kicker was that 3 days later the gallery that sits on the back end of this site and serves up all the lovely boobies, crapped out. Again. Ron was able to fix it but he said afterwards…and I quote…”this thing sucks donkey balls, I’m going to have to find something better”. Alas he has, and it seems to work much better, so here’s the rub…

We have 102 posts not including this one…90% of them have pics from the crappy gallery. The gallery is going to get nuked sometime this long weekend (probably Monday), and I am NOT going back through 102 posts to fix missing images. Screw that noise. We’re bouncing ahead with the new gallery and leaving all the old stuff in the dust.

So here’s the warning…get the pics while you can!!! Download them, copy them,, whatever I don’t care…get while the gettin’s good cause they are going away.

And while we’re on the topic, if you had planned on buying any subscriptions for my affiliates, you should do it this weekend, because all but one are about to be history. I am going hunting this weekend for all new sponsors and I can’t guarantee who will be left standing when this all shakes out. If you have a favorite now is the time. Sames goes for links, last week I went through all of the links out of this site and was very disappointed in what I saw. There are 6 or 7 stars in the bunch…they are going to get moved up to get the credit they deserve the rest are getting the ax. You don’t want to look at crappy sites any more than I want to link to them, am I right? So as of Monday consider this site “under construction”…still very functional but things may get loopy until the changes settle in here at the Voluptuous Princess.

Don’t worry though, even in the chaos, we’ll still be bringing you all the beautiful cleavage and big all-natural boobs on curvy girls that deserve the spotlight.

Keep Smiling!

-Jamie

So I’m going to live up to two previous promises today, the first is to explain my thoughts on the magazine poll, the second is to show you guys more of that beautiful redhead that intrigued so many of you.

First up, Voluptuous magazine won the poll. Yay! Not only is is MY favorite adult magazine, but the only one that I’ve actually bought for myself (yeah I had to share it with Ron eventually). I’m happy about the turn out because I think it means I’ve hit the right audience in the people that are checking out this blog. And I really like that. What also surprised me, is that now I can see such a huge separation between print and web in terms of success.

Well enough of that…here’s the webshots slideshow of Miss Smokin Hot Redhead.

Oh my god would I put that tongue to better use! Stick your tongue out at me sweetie and I’ll put you to WORK!

Some of them are good, most are not, but since she’s a real woman with real family and friends I’m not going to try and filter them out for ya.

A bunch of random #####!

And since you’re being good and I don’t want to get bitched at…here’s some more webshots beauties!

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And for the record, the guys putting together slideshows of 12 and 13 year old girls on webshots deserve a good swift kick in the nuts. Some people just don’t have any freakin sense do they?

Sigh…

-Jamie

OK, I’m done pouting. I’ll get back to work and see if I can’t make things better here at the Voluptuous Princess. I want to give a quick thanks to JQ and Paul who always make me feel better, especially JQ for his lovely blog.

Today I’m taking my hat off to Smoothie Luv who finds the best stuff from all over. I’m going to shamelessly steal one of his finds. He ran 3 of the parts of the Playtex Bra-ology 101 series which I think are really cute, so I’m putting some up here. The redhead in here is REALLLLLY cute, I wish I had her hair.

If you guys had any doubts that women call their boobs everything under the sun (just like you do) here you go. And yes, the black girl with the high curly hair is annoying and pretentious…I didn’t make the commercial so don’t blame me. And for the record playtex bras are for grandmas and pentecostal women. There are none in my closet, nor in any of my friends either (at least that I know of). Of course if your listening playtex, send me some and I’ll demo them and may change my mind.

Have a great day guys.

Keep Smiling.

-Jamie

Hi Everybody,

I’m back from vacation and finally getting back into the swing of things at home. First things first, thanks JQ for watching out for my readers while I was gone! Sorry about the links guys, it was crazy trying to get everything together the last day here. I’ll get the links in the last post fixed today, and for those who asked about the amateur redhead from 2 posts ago, Ron has a treasure trove of her so I’ll get back to her later in the week.

Another huge thank you to David for the donation!

So how was my vacation? Great! The first 2 days were the worst going through internet withdrawal, but like Bill commented earlier, I finally relaxed and came to the realization that the blog will still be there when I get back. I was relieved when I finally checked in last night to see that we hadn’t melted down and that 2 other webmasters both admitted to and took 2 week vacations as well. Whew!

I’ve never been a huge outdoors person. The bugs and the dirt and the heat, it just never appealed to me until this vacation. I have to say that Colorado is beautiful, far more so than I expected. It’s the kind of beauty that just doesn’t come across well in photographs. I have to admit that now I’m a convert and we’ll be planning more outdoors vacations in the future (and for you lawyers out there, I realize the beach is outdoors, but it has a totally different effect on me so back off…).

Ron’s Aunt was fantastic, she’s a total card and a really great lady. The rest of his family…meh. Except for his 2 older uncles, who were total misogynistic douchebag pricks. They sat at the kitchen table for hours at a time playing checkers and dominos, blaming the world’s problems on every ethnic group they could think of. And when they got tired or talking about blacks, jews, arabs, and mexicans, they started in on women and “young people”. I’ve never wanted to smack someone so bad in all my life.

And for those still interested, I did get to have an orgasm on the trip and I didn’t have to be quiet at all, like Paul suggested, and it happened in the great outdoors too. I would bet my bra that you guys wouldn’t believe it, but it did really happen to little old me. Who wants to hear about it? I’ll tell if you guys ask nicely!

Keep Smiling! I’m glad to be back!

-Jamie