I was reminded of a recent Fark thread here, of just how little traveling I have done in life. Oktoberfest is going on right now and I wish I could go sometime before I’m old and saggy. Bavaria in the fall, wouldn’t that be great? Granted there are no nude beaches in Bavaria, but still…

I think I would look great all smashed up with a beer in one hand and my boobs falling out of my dirndl. Ah, Germans they know how to get pissed don’t they? I have to say though, I don’t get the weird German sexual mindset of bondage and peeing on each other. Weird. And to be fair, dirndl’s would look better filled out by British lasses who, in my humble opinion, are far bustier than the horny German gals.

Beer and Boobs! How could you beat that for a party?

And of course the required photo that has spilled more young seed than any other Oktoberfest shot…the one that is probably on all the travel brochures…

I don’t know who you are sweetie, but Germany owes you a medal of honor or something.

Have a good week everybody and keep smiling!

-Jamie

and a year of loyalty.

Yes, JQ, I know we’re fickle creatures. 2 days at any given time is about all you can expect a woman to be one mood for, and you’re lucky to get that. I ‘m not saying it’s right, I just saying that’s the truth.

The really important thing in my mind though is not the single session or the multiple orgasms you may give us. Once those fade away we still have to pick up your socks, and scrub the kitchen floor where you spilled beer and didn’t tell anyone. The really important piece is that deeper biological almost evolutionary response to being taken by the man you love in that way.

I think it is loyalty. On a very deep level most women WANT to be taken, to be claimed, by the man they love. It’s that pounding you give us when you get that wild look in your eye and we submit to your cock that tells us that you want us, you need us, and ultimately that you are claiming us as your mate.

I think it’s very much caveman/cavegirl behavior, and you get our respect (temporarily anyway) and our loyalty when we get that deep sexual experience. Now I’m a pretty modern woman so I’m not going to tell you that a good rogering excuses crappy behavior, it doesn’t. But I can guarantee that your woman won’t be wondering what that hot guy in the coffee shop’s cock would feel like inside her after you get done with her. I think that’s why the great sex experience is critical for married women…and dangerous for you guys that don’t want to be attached. Don’t do that to a woman if you aren’t planning to stick around, that’s pretty cruel.

I also can’t tell you that a good rogering gets you some sort of permanent pass on fidelity either, cause that isn’t the case either. Once a year isn’t going to cut it, especially with us women over 30…we have needs. And once in a long while isn’t enough to fill the cup that keeps expanding the older we woman get. So get in there and do it right!

Enough of that rant…on with the show. Ashely and Eden on tap for you gents.

I don’t know why the video is reversed here…as if we wouldn’t know Ashely when we saw her. Psshaw.

Keep Smiling!

-Jamie

PS. Our new affiliate Hips and Curves is on board. Yay! Their lingerie is just breathtakingly sexy. Go get your wife some NOW!

Good Morning Jamie Fans!

I’ll admit it. You may have suspected it, I was in a rut. I’ve been mopey and out of sorts for almost 3 weeks now. I know the cause and I hoped nobody would notice, but maybe you did.

Ron and I finally put my mopey out of its misery last night, and wow what a funeral it was!! I don’t know if your wives/girlfriends are the same way, but when Ron I don’t have sex for more than a couple of days it really affects my mood. For almost 3 weeks we went without for one reason or another, and we finally reconnected and got it right.

Eddie Murphy used to do a routine about guys laying the pipe properly after they get married. He was soooo right. I’m used to having the pipe laid good and long and when I don’t get it…boy do I get bitchy. Next time your woman gets all cranky, consider Eddie’s advice. Suck it up, be a man and put her ankles behind her ears for a good half hour and she’ll be all lovey-dovey, tender and tame for at least a day or two.

Whew! Well it’s done and I’m feeling so much better. You can see that our new sponsors are up. I can definitely vouch for Adam and Eve and Henry and June both. I’ve personally used both companies and they are fantastic. In fact if you’re buying toys other than at Adam and Eve you’re probably getting ripped off. Maybe I can get some product links and do my own little reviews… I’ve gone through at least of dozen toys in the last 3-4 years, and if your in the market for your wife/girlfriend/self, I can lend some good advice.

And of course no good site would be complete without google ads. Some of you have figured out the free way to support me *wink *wink*. That’s all I can say bout that ——>

Enough of that on to the Boobs!

Gosh, it must be nice to have friends like that!

Have a great week everybody!

-Jamie

Sorry JQ, I forget that you canucks have it much worse off than we do here in Illinois. Yeah, I was whining just little bit. You can spank me when you see me.

I envy Shy, the last time I got to cuddle up with my man in front of a fire was years ago. Now when the snows come I’m stuck inside with screaming kids, bleah. It’s when I get to kick them outside that I usually get laid. That give me an idea. I’ll see if I can pull together a collection of voluptuous ladies in super tight sweaters, that’s always a nice treat.

But today is just a couple of funny (to me) boob related videos that are floating around that you should see.

Why Only Young Girls Should Strip - Watch more free videos

I resemble those remarks. Gravity is so cruel.

The Second Quickest Bra-Unsnapper - Watch more free videos

A master at work. Ron used to be able to do that with a fair bit of skill, now he can’t unhook my bra with 2 hands and a flashlight.

WTF is this pussy’s problem?

Yeah, that seems about right.

Hey, they made me smile. That’s about what I need for the day, boobs and a good laugh. What else do you need?

Keep smiling and please exit stage right –> *wink* *wink*

-Jamie