On the one hand I’m about to violate internet rule #1, don’t feed trolls. On the other hand, I think even folks like Farticus deserve the benefit of the doubt. Maybe he really doesn’t understand how porn blogs work. It’s fair to assume that. After all I didn’t know how they worked when we started this one.

There were two parts to the comments that I feel I should address. One, you were rude and insulting honey. If you don’t like a particular model, fine I can respect that. Just say “Hey not my cup of tea”. I’ll make it a point to try and avoid her in the future. Don’t assume that I know who these women are and what their history in the business is. I don’t have some vast insider knowledge of the big tit industry that many of you gents come by one-handed. If some model out there is on your shit list because she got implants or dissed you at some porn convention…don’t blame me I had nothing to do with it. Two, am I shilling for Voluptuous.com?

DUH!

I have never made it a secret that this entire blog exists for the sole purpose of trying to earn enough dough to take my husband on a much needed and earned vacation. I work for and with my affiliates to promote their models and websites. If I take a few tangents here and there and try and make friends or comment on life, that’s my choice. So on to the topic at hand.

How do porn blogs work?

I like analogies, so I’m going to use one here. Imagine that the internet is like a giant Warehouse Store (like the ones that rhyme with Pam’s Club or LostCo) and that in this analogy porn will be food. Now Pam’s Club sells all kinds of goodies, electronics, sofas, tires, DVDs, and every kind of food you can imagine, and they do gangbusters in business. So you say to yourself “Wow, how can I get a piece of that action?” Well, Pam’s Club is happy to work with you because it’s good for business. So you pay a small fee and you get a little table at the back of Pam’s club to set up whatever you want to hawk.

On top of that, Pam’s Club is going to make you a great deal. They let you go into the back room where the regular schmoes aren’t allowed and pick out any product you want and they’re going to let you set up your table to sell it…and in return for your efforts you get 50% of the profit on any sales. So let’s say you decide you want to sell fruit. Now, everybody likes fruit of some kind, but that’s not focused enough for good marketing, so let’s say you decide that you’re going to sell melons. And not just any melons, but all-natural organic ripe juicy melons, sounds good right?

So you lug your cases of melons from the store room to your booth and you chop and dice and set out nice little samples for people to enjoy as they pass by in their sunday shopping. And you smile and answer questions and keep your booth clean and tidy and put out fresh samples when it’s required. And in return, you ask your customers to buy a nice melon every once in a while, you even load it in their cart for them right from your booth. Convienent. Now, they’re under no obligation to buy it even once it’s loaded in the cart. You don’t get diddly until they actually go to the register at Pam’s Club and scan that credit card. They can abandon that cart anywhere in the store and walk out, or just put your melon on a shelf somewhere and ditch it.

To make matters worse, there are 10 other tables selling melons in your row, so the customers don’t even have to buy from you. And on top of that, Pam’s Club themselves has a big display of melons at the front of the store. But they don’t have free samples and they don’t have anybody working that can tell you about the melons or answer questions, or even tell you a melon joke or cute melon anecdote. So what advantage does a little booth owner have? They have a real live person, and that’s it. We can take criticism, make you special samples, tell you where the beef jerky booth is, and even give you advice on what’s a good buy for the money.

Now on any given day in Pam’s Club, we see hundreds of people come by and take free samples. They chow down and throw away the little plastic cup and walk away. No thank you, no “hey that’s pretty good!”, no empty promise that they’ll come back on thursday to buy some melons from you, nothing. It can get lonely.

Why do we it? Because we get to meet kick ass nice people like ShyButCurious and Paul, or fellow booth owners like KinkyWebmistress, or true melon afficianados like JQ and SmoothieLuv who teach us more about melons that we knew was possible. We get to see the inside of the business. And along the way we get a check every once in a while. Nothing big, not even enough to on vacation with, just enough to know that someone enjoyed our melons.

Why do we close up and walk away? Because invariably those people come along. You know the ones, the white trash family with six screaming kids that run wild through the store. The mom is grotesquely obese and stinks like week old ashtray. The dad is missing teeth and his sweat stained t-shirt is wrinkled and six years past retirement. Oh looky! Here they come along to your booth. You smile and pass out the free samples, expecting nothing. And instead, the Dad takes one bite and spits the melon on the floor and swears loud enough for half the store to hear “This melon fuckin sucks, you bitch!” And he throws the plastic cup at your face and walks away, leaving a mess on the floor, you red-faced and embarrassed, and not realizing that his rudeness was the last straw in your decision of whether you should come back tomorrow.

And that my friend is how bloggers feel about trolls. You’re the white trash of the internet. And like most white trash you never even realize how much you annoy other people. You don’t realize that there is an entire social level above your grasp, where people are actually polite and engage in intelligent honest discussion, even if they disagree. Even if all they want to talk about is big tits.

And now, since you’ve been patient. Here are some free samples of melon…

And if you’d like to buy a melon…

Have a great week! Don’t feed the trolls!

-Jamie

September is on fire in this first set from her brand new smoking hot website from the people that brought you PinupFiles.com. The photography and video are top notch and obviously voluptuous September Carrino is one of the most beautiful big boob models to come along in a long time. Her leapard skin dress and panties are to DIE for….soooo cute! And September’s pierced nipples make my teeth itch, I would love to suck on those for hours and risk chipping a tooth.

Happy Fapping,

-Jamie

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I hope to god my husband never gets a secretary like Merilyn Sakova. I’d never see him again that’s for sure. I don’t know what is in the water over there in eastern Europe but Merilyn Sakova drank plenty of it I can see that. Even for having been around awhile Merilyn is still hot as a firecracker and her boobs are monuments to mammaries everywhere.

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Now I know that you know that part of being Voluptuous is having a nice curvy ass and Daphne Rosen fits that bill perfectly. Don’t get me wrong she has nice big natural tits too, but aren’t we about more than just a nice pair of tits here at Voluptuous Princess? No? Oh well… Enjoy the show, and god what a name. If I could come back in some other life I want to be named Daphne, it’s so soft feminine and sexy all at the same time.

[EDIT] OK, I’ve had 2 people complain that Daphne is surgically enhanced. I can’t tell, but if you say so then I withdraw the “natural” comment above. Unless Daphne comes by to defend herself I’ll let that be. I suppose you guys do look closer than I do at the titties. -Jamie

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Angela White is one of my new girl crushes. I fell in love with her all over again after her awesome interview with JQ at his blog. I recently went back and watched her in some score videos with Christy Marks and wow was I wet and horny after that. Angela White is my type of girl, big natural boobs and an ass that I could smack all day long.

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The new superstar on the block. Karina Hart is super hot in fishnet stockings and her little see-through top. Yummy big natural tits and hips are to die for. Karina if you’re out there drop me a line! I’d love to do an interview or more importantly do you.

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I will be moving this site back to full nude and full XXX content with Ron’s help in the coming days. I just want to personally say that I have a had a great time here exploring my sexuality and my naughtier side in teasing many of you. I have made some great cyber friends and met lots of interesting people to be sure. But alas, the goal of the website, to get us to Jamaica will not be realized. There just isn’t enough interest or revenue to maintain this site as anything other than a hobby.

I will continue the site, hopefully for many years to come, but my interaction with you fine folks will be greatly reduced and I will simply be providing as many links and galleries to beautiful busty NATURAL women of the adult modeling world. If I come in from day to day it will only to comment on who I think the up and coming stars will be. I hope that if you need that big tits fix on any given day that you come here for a good stroke or two and maybe consider joining some of our affiliates.

As for me…I realize that my talents and interests are going to be steered to a new project that is far more women-first women-friendly community. As for my naughty side, look to flickr for any additional pics from me and my group over there.

With much love and kisses,

-Jamie

Enjoy the show.

So today is the big day! I hope you enjoy the pictures of my Halloween costume. You picked and I listened. So without further adeiu….I present a very voluptuous Halloween by JamieVP

I hope you like the dirndl. I know I do. I’ll be putting on a little more underwear and going out dancing tonight. If you’re in Central Illinois tonight and see a Little German Girl getting sloshed and bouncing around with wild boobs and wild friends. It’s a good chance it’s me!

And now I’ll leave you with one more great slideshow from the good folks over at webshots:

Hot Halloween II

Happy Halloween Everybody!

-Jamie

More Confessions of A Closet Courtesan

JamieVP: So Shy, what has been the most surprising reaction you’ve gotten to your fantastic breasts over the years?

ShyButCurious: My mother and sister both have had large chests and hated them. They surprised me my sophomore year of college by demanding that I get accurately measured (I walked around in stretched out 36 C cup bras at the time) and they wanted to make me get a breast reduction. Until that point it hadn’t ever crossed my mind that I might be abnormally large for my body size.

JamieVP: Gasp! Two words we never use around here are “reduction” and “abnormal” when we’re talking about wonderfully large breasts.

JamieVP: The other burning question on a lot of my readers minds is whether or not you’ve considered going pro? You certainly have the body and face for the business for goddess sakes! We’ve seen other professional big boob models (even on this blog) that have a fraction of your natural sassy charm and busty beauty.

ShyButCurious: I guess so, in the sense that I have wanted to become “internet famous” some times. I have always dreamed of being like the classic pin-up model girls or the courtesans of the Belle Epoch or pre-Inquisition Italy, but my family’s reaction would be so severely negative that I don’t think it would work out. When I first heard about Pin-up Glam and Pin-Up Files, I really wanted to submit myself for consideration. Also, when I was 16 I went to a scouting thing at a local hotel being sponsored by the John Robert Powers Association. I wanted to see if they would take me on to be a model, but I didn’t trust the recruiter. I am also always afraid that going pro implies a loss of personal control over my body. I love having the right to refuse requests that I disagree with.

JamieVP: I can definitely see you working with the PinupGlam folks. You know that Denise Milini, one of their superstars, doesn’t even pose topless, so I’m sure that you’d be in the right company of women. I know from experience that you look great in a corset so….

JamieVP: What is your life’s ambition? Other than being the sexiet shy girl around?

ShyButCurious: Is there any other ambition worth having?

But seriously, I hope to one day be considered a leading researcher on communication and the elderly and perhaps help to understand and improve the lives of older people living with dementia. I wouldn’t mind having children some day and own a home. I am fairly simple in my ambitions, be respected and admired for both my brains and my beauty. That isn’t too much to ask I think. ^.^

JamieVP: SPeaking of PinupGlam, are you into porn at all, and if so what floats your boat? I’m currently a RedTube recovering addict myself. I spent almost 3 hours last Friday night surfing RedTube when Ron was out of town. 6 orgasms later I finally had to force myself to shut it off and go to bed…god it was totally worth it though.

ShyButCurious: I am going to give a little bit of a complex response to this, just because I love reflecting on the changes I have gone through as I have gotten older. Until a few years ago I hated even the idea of porn. I loved burlesque, pin-ups, erotica and foreplay, but I did not think anyone dating me should be interested in porn. To me I should be enough for them to fantasize about and if I wasn’t the object of someone’s fantasy then I couldn’t find pleasure in myself. I have always gotten off the most on the idea of being wanted and desired. I loved teasing boys by flirting, showing little bits of skin…all of that, even brushing up against people I knew would get aroused from it. The idea of having that power over another person made me so incredibly aroused.

After taking some courses on human sexuality and getting to know more about the benefits of visual stimulation I let go of my strict rules and even began looking for some soft-core options to add to my own “spank bank.” ^.^ I still prefer literature and more tasteful, teasing photos. But I have found that some days I literally want to watch “fucking.” I even want to hear myself say the word. Maybe it’s my “shybutdangerous” side coming out, but it can feel so dirty and so good at the same time to indulge in something so base and animalistic.

JamieVP: It’s amazing what a similar path most women take towards porn as we mature. I felt and feel the same way. I have to warn you though that the “urge” to just want to watch fucking gets stronger with every passing year. The tale about women hitting their sexual primes in their 30s is (in my experience) NOT a myth.

JamieVP: And now the last most longing desire of my readers (who better be scrolling with one hand at this point) is to know what is your ultimate fantasy?

ShyButCurious: I have almost entirely given up on the “bubble bath and satin bed sheet” fantasies that dominated my “alone time” when I was younger. Now I fantasize most often about finally getting to have another girl join me in a shower only to be followed by my boyfriend moments later. In that fantasy the girl is usually a surprise gift for me. Other times He catches me with her, and sometimes I give her as a gift to my boyfriend and we each get to pleasure her and be pleasured by her (but I’m not usually that generous ^.~) On a particularly aroused kind of day I can have about 7 distinct orgasms, but it starts to take a lot of work. When that happens, just about anything can turn me on and the fantasy hardly plays in at all. I just replay whatever phrase or image I have seen in my mind as I listen to myself moan and let that carry me over.

The closest thing I have to an “ultimate fantasy” is of being involved in a professional pin-up shoot with all my favorite girls (Jamie ^.~, Ana, Lucy Pinder, Michelle Marsh, Denise Milani…) and we are all in the sexiest, best fitting outfits ever. Everything is sensual and has the perfect textures and we are given free reign to play with each other. I get to feel all of their breasts slowly being draped over every part of my body, caressing me while at least one of them explicitly pleasures me – oral, fingers, sex-toys anything of that sort. It is pretty much the most hedonistic experience I can imagine to have all of these gorgeous women pampering me, and then I get to do it back part of the time. Things would keep building up with teasing and tempting each other and then eventually in the fantasy I would shift to situation where I am slightly more dominated (I’ll admit something a little bit innocent about me – if there is a male in my fantasy, I am incapable of picturing anyone but my boyfriend. I don’t know if he believed me when I told him that once, but my mind blocks out all other images of male bodies!) So I get dominated at that point, maybe I have been naughty for being so greedy, or maybe it is just his turn for having set the whole thing up…either way I find myself being gently but firmly held half-bent over, facing into a mirror, breasts partially shaken loose in any top I might still be wearing, and I feel the pressure that comes from having my vagina fully filled, slowly and deliberately. I also feel the sharp tingling burst from my G-spot getting stimulated and I get to moan and cry out as needed from the thrusting. In the fantasy it is more focused on the sensations and sounds and me watching myself bouncing and orgasming in the mirror rather than a buildup to a climactic moment.

Hehe, hope you enjoyed that as much as I did…^.^

JamieVP: Sweetie, you know I did! I have to excuse myself now, but before I go hit my own G-spot, I want to give a huge thank you to ShyButCurious for this wonderful interview and encourage all you readers out there to drop by TitsinTops and say hi to the goddess herself and let her know what a valuable service she is providing for our little big boob appreciation community.

Have a Happy Halloween!!! And keep watch for a little red riding hood bearing goodies (and a basket too)!

-Jamie

Confessions of A Closet Courtesan

JamieVP: Hi Shy! I’m really glad you agreed to sit down and do an interview for all of your fans both here at VP and TNT. We have so many questions! Why don’t we start from the beginning? You are a huge hit on TNT, how did you find your way onto the forum and what gave you the idea to start posting pics?

ShyButCurious: I spent most of my life not realizing how sexy other people found me. I was always nerdy and awkward, loved nerdy/awkward guys and never noticed any attention or “checking out” coming my way. When my boyfriend and I were first forming our friendship, we forged a bond built on a mutual interest in breasts and science. I had only ever heard horror stories about online sexual material and always preferred literature and my own fantasies, so he was the 1^st person to show me “safe” sites to visit. He dropped me a link to TnT one day because I was complaining about girls getting naked too quickly and losing the art of seduction. Once I found it, I couldn’t stop surfing TnT and non-nude sites like it. I also loved the forum aspect, something I normally wouldn’t have the patience for. After enough months where I was being told how beautiful and sexy I am, I started to wonder if I would be considered “busty” on these types of forums and whether I would get admiration from forum members. Lo and Behold – I turned 21, was a college graduate and felt pretty adventurous, so I dropped a couple of pictures on the friendliest forum I had found in hopes that I would get yet another boost of self-confidence.

The actual idea to post pictures really came from my boyfriend because he was surprised that combined with my confidence and love of large breasts were some seeds of doubt about my own size and proportions/ attractiveness. He had me take a few photos in private so he could show me how I looked to other people and gave me just enough confidence to go out into the forums with my curiosity.

JamieVP: So I guess by now we all know that you are going to be Little Red Riding Hood for Halloween. I love the cotume it’s very sexy and innocent at the same time. I’m sure a lot of my readers wouldn’y mind playing the big bad wolf for you. Just for the record, for all the score keepers out there what size bra do you wear?

ShyButCurious: I wear 3 different size bras because I hate to throw things away. On any given day I will wear my 34 DD, 34 DDD or 36 DD bras. If I want to be especially sexy I will go down to a 34 C just for my boy to eye my bulging cleavage. My actual, most recently measured size puts me at a 32 DDDD (F?) and a year ago I could even fit into a 32 G from London.

JamieVP: So inquiring minds want to know…are you single, dating, taken, secretly married? Is there a very lucky guy or girl in you life right now?

ShyButCurious: hehe, secretly Married, no. I am dating, it’s pretty serious, but a lot of fun. There has been talk of me getting another girl to play with because I can always take on more. ^.~

JamieVP: Ohhhh, don’t tease me sweetie. It’s not nice to get your hostess all hot and bothered this early.

JamieVP: OK, so now that you’ve broken the ice, I have a very relevant question. On a scale from 1 to 10, 1 being straight, 10 being lesbian, how Bi are you? I’m a 4 myself, what I like to call heteroflexible. I’d definitely enjoy sliding up the scale to an 8 with you though. >:p

ShyButCurious: I like to use the Kinsey Scale with 1 being completely heterosexual and 4 being completely homosexual. I am about a 2 most of the time. I used to call myself a try-sexual because I was greedy and wanted to “try everything.” Hehehe… I tend to go more for men than women, love penises, but really appreciate the look and feel of the female form and will go for it anytime I can for fantasies, imagery or if I could play with it ^.~

JamieVP: Since we’re keeping score, how many notches are carved into your shy bedpost? Men and Women both. Since it’s only polite, I’ll go first…Mine is 4 men and 2 women. Lame I know but I didn’t find out I was a bad girl until after I was married.

ShyButCurious: I’m a little bit like you, Jamie. I always new I was “bad” but was very shy about it most of my life. I never even kissed anyone I did not consider myself in love with and had been dating for a while. I also would not sleep with anyone until we had been in a long-term relationship with full sexual disclosure. I lost my virginity at 13 to my oldest sister’s best friend. We had been “secretly dating” for a year. Since that, I have had sex with 5 men. I have never had oral sex with another girl, but I did bring a girl to orgasm from tickling and massaging her as part of the foreplay for her heterosexual experience with a guy I had a crush on in high school. Bringing her gratification at the time had been more about getting to be with the guy. Is that weird? Other than that, I have kissed 3 girls, slept naked with 2 girls, groped countless others, been groped a few times by girls, and recently was involved in a bath with 2 other girls – they were naked but I wasn’t. ^.~

JamieVP: All this talk of girls together and seeing your little pussy has made me flush! I need to go lay down now (and wake up the hubby). And now I’d like everybody to thank Shy and let her know how stinkin cool she has been for agreeing to this lovely set. We’ll continue the interview and Shy’s merciless teasing of yours truly next week…

TO BE CONTINUED

-Jamie