OK, I know you guys have time for one more redhead story, and since this one happened last week I should get it down before I forget.

So, here I was going into town on a bright Saturday morning to go to my girlfriends house (not that kind of girlfriend — perverts) and I stop off at Mickie D’s for a McGriddle sandwich. I know it’s not ladylike but I crave those damn things, damn you Ronald and your mapley goodness. Anyway, this particular MCD is right on the corner of the local Campus, and all the Frat boys were out in their empty-headed muscley delicious glory.

And I’m enjoying the show, waiting my turn, and who walks in…but a gorgeous redhead co-ed, her wild curly hair was out of control and she walked into my scene bold as brass. You could practically hear the necks snap and eyes pop as every guy in the place turned and stared. She was wearing a thin white “wife-beater” and some jean shorts, nothing spectacular. But she has decent size boobs, not as big as mine but a respectable C cup, and a nice tight ass. Dressed up and wearing a nice short sundress, she would have been a stunner.

The kicker is she was filthy. She had streaks of mud all over her body. Her face, arms, legs, shirt, shorts, everywhere. She looked like she had just finished wallowing in the mud. And damn her and her wild crimson locks, those guys didn’t see any of that. If she had said…”Oh poor me, who ever will clean this filthy mud off my body with their tongues?” She would have a dozen volunteers in a split-second. I think she was secretly a witch, she cast some sort of spell on those poor helpless college boys…you’d have thunk they had never seen a woman before….sigh.

Damn you redheads! You’re ruining it for the rest of us girls.

-Jamie

PS. I was born with the wrong hair color. Is it too late to become a natural redhead?

So I’m going to live up to two previous promises today, the first is to explain my thoughts on the magazine poll, the second is to show you guys more of that beautiful redhead that intrigued so many of you.

First up, Voluptuous magazine won the poll. Yay! Not only is is MY favorite adult magazine, but the only one that I’ve actually bought for myself (yeah I had to share it with Ron eventually). I’m happy about the turn out because I think it means I’ve hit the right audience in the people that are checking out this blog. And I really like that. What also surprised me, is that now I can see such a huge separation between print and web in terms of success.

Well enough of that…here’s the webshots slideshow of Miss Smokin Hot Redhead.

Oh my god would I put that tongue to better use! Stick your tongue out at me sweetie and I’ll put you to WORK!

Some of them are good, most are not, but since she’s a real woman with real family and friends I’m not going to try and filter them out for ya.

A bunch of random #####!

And since you’re being good and I don’t want to get bitched at…here’s some more webshots beauties!

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And for the record, the guys putting together slideshows of 12 and 13 year old girls on webshots deserve a good swift kick in the nuts. Some people just don’t have any freakin sense do they?

Sigh…

-Jamie