Oktoberfest

I was reminded of a recent Fark thread here, of just how little traveling I have done in life. Oktoberfest is going on right now and I wish I could go sometime before I’m old and saggy. Bavaria in the fall, wouldn’t that be great? Granted there are no nude beaches in Bavaria, but still…

I think I would look great all smashed up with a beer in one hand and my boobs falling out of my dirndl. Ah, Germans they know how to get pissed don’t they? I have to say though, I don’t get the weird German sexual mindset of bondage and peeing on each other. Weird. And to be fair, dirndl’s would look better filled out by British lasses who, in my humble opinion, are far bustier than the horny German gals.

Beer and Boobs! How could you beat that for a party?

And of course the required photo that has spilled more young seed than any other Oktoberfest shot…the one that is probably on all the travel brochures…

I don’t know who you are sweetie, but Germany owes you a medal of honor or something.

Have a good week everybody and keep smiling!

-Jamie