Hi Everybody,

I’m back from vacation and finally getting back into the swing of things at home. First things first, thanks JQ for watching out for my readers while I was gone! Sorry about the links guys, it was crazy trying to get everything together the last day here. I’ll get the links in the last post fixed today, and for those who asked about the amateur redhead from 2 posts ago, Ron has a treasure trove of her so I’ll get back to her later in the week.

Another huge thank you to David for the donation!

So how was my vacation? Great! The first 2 days were the worst going through internet withdrawal, but like Bill commented earlier, I finally relaxed and came to the realization that the blog will still be there when I get back. I was relieved when I finally checked in last night to see that we hadn’t melted down and that 2 other webmasters both admitted to and took 2 week vacations as well. Whew!

I’ve never been a huge outdoors person. The bugs and the dirt and the heat, it just never appealed to me until this vacation. I have to say that Colorado is beautiful, far more so than I expected. It’s the kind of beauty that just doesn’t come across well in photographs. I have to admit that now I’m a convert and we’ll be planning more outdoors vacations in the future (and for you lawyers out there, I realize the beach is outdoors, but it has a totally different effect on me so back off…).

Ron’s Aunt was fantastic, she’s a total card and a really great lady. The rest of his family…meh. Except for his 2 older uncles, who were total misogynistic douchebag pricks. They sat at the kitchen table for hours at a time playing checkers and dominos, blaming the world’s problems on every ethnic group they could think of. And when they got tired or talking about blacks, jews, arabs, and mexicans, they started in on women and “young people”. I’ve never wanted to smack someone so bad in all my life.

And for those still interested, I did get to have an orgasm on the trip and I didn’t have to be quiet at all, like Paul suggested, and it happened in the great outdoors too. I would bet my bra that you guys wouldn’t believe it, but it did really happen to little old me. Who wants to hear about it? I’ll tell if you guys ask nicely!

Keep Smiling! I’m glad to be back!

-Jamie

Ladies and gentlemen, listen up!

Ron is dragging me out of my comfy bed to go on “vacation” starting tomorrow, so I won’t be able to post much if at all until we get back next week.

Yeah, I’m pretty upset about it too. I know, it’ll be OK.

To be honest, what was going to be a decent vacation is now turning into my nightmare scenario. I just found out yesterday that Ron’s Aunt has NO INTERNET!!! We’re going out to visit his family and stay with his Aunt who lives way out in BFE, Colorado. She’s got a nice spread with horses and trails and great scenery, but come on, no internet? Who are these people?

What’s worse is that we’ll be sleeping with 20 of his closest relatives strewn about her house for 5 days, which means NO SEX! I gotta tell you that I get really grouchy after a couple days without getting any. I’m going to be a straight up bitch by the time we get out of there. Ron says that we may be able to sneak one in, but I disagree. He may be able to sneak one in, but what about me?

Honestly this is always the worst part about traveling for me, I’m never quite comfortable having sex in other people’s houses because…I’m a screamer.

Yep, you read that right. So no O’s for me…for a whole week. Ugh.

Well, that doesn’t mean you guys can’t have fun while we’re away. I’m going to do my best to post out on the road, but I make no promises since I don’t know how private the closest wireless is going to be. I might get thrown out of Starbucks trying to post on this site! But that would be a good story wouldn’t it? I’ll leave you with a slew of great videos to tide you over and some links to back posts that you may not have ever seen. As soon as I get back and get properly fucked I’ll be back in the saddle posting up all sorts of Voluptuous goodness.

See you soon!

-Jamie

And one more fore me…because I love Anna!

And some older posts you may have missed…some of my favorite ladies.

Beautiful Brianna Bragg

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Good Catholic Girls

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